M: I'd like to go on a date tomorrow night but I need to find a babysitter.
G: Can I spend the night at Bubba's (or some other school friend's) house?
M: Sure. Give him a call.

G: Hi. This is Greggory. My mom wants to go on a date tomorrow night and I was wondering if you could babysit us.

 
I'm putting everything in storage this weekend. Anyone with an odd desire to carry boxes can drop me a line.

 
OH! SO THAT'S WHAT THAT'S FOR
Remember getting hickies in high school? They were like the badge of sexuality. After receiving a fewI realized they were really dumb. After all it's not really a turn-on to have a guy sucking on your neck. It was more of a playful show-off thing then a sexual thing. A while ago I met a very nice married 40 year old with a slight hicky. My thought was, "Why?" It has just occurred to me that they aren't supposed to be caused by sucking. Well, now that makes more sense.

 
WAYS TO MAKE MY HEART SKIP A BEAT:
Tell me you love my spreadsheet ideas
Sing in your sleep
Confidently kiss me
Tell me that the "little people" must have moved the desk across the house
.....when you're 4 feet tall.
Approve my loan
Pay off your old loan on my credit report - fucker
Check your home answering machine from work to see whether I called
Cuddle up close and tell me I'm the best mommy in the whole wide world

 
I found a place! It's so very cute. They guy is pretty cool. He'll be gone for the first 3 weeks. Typical 40 yr bachelor living just off of Rodeo Dr. So come and see me at my chick new place.
I got lost going back to work.
And got rear-ended.
And the asshole left.
And when I finally got back to work -
I had to borrow gas money from a co-worker because I had left my money in my pockets at home.
And I didn't get home in time to pick up my dry cleaning.
But I did get home in time to read the boys a bedtime story.
And cuddle.
And make sure they brushed their teeth.

So life is good. My car is fine and I'm never leaving the office during lunch in a car again.
I

 
Here are some fun pictures taken at the Renaissance Fair yesterday. Special thanks to Mikey for the pictures and excursion.

 
The "natural remedy" commercials are quickly becoming my favorites.

Happizen - I started taking Happizen and now I'm happy all the time. Happizen, it's the alcohol and drug fee way to make you happy and fearless.
Testosterol - Most men's testosterone level drops severly after age 30 (sucks for me). Try testosterol and make her happy.
Malisa_Evans - Be bigger for your lover. (Somehow I don't think he'd appreciate it.)