I just saw "The Transporter". Another yummy tough guy for me to fall for. He's younger than Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis so he just might take the cake. He needs to play a role as a father or husband though for me to really fall for him. Ummmm....wow.....that was self-insightful.
Speaking of hotties and personalities. Did you know Brad Pitt used to wear a chicken suit for El Pollo Loco. Now how bad can a guy be that would stand on a corner in Hollywood with a chicken suit on?
Who is your fantasy star mate? If you had the opportunity to hook up with them would you? Would you hook up with them even if you realized they weren't what you expected them to be?

 
Wheat Thins are soooo addictive. You can have your Lays any day but give me a box of Wheat Thins and you better have a box for yourself. Nabisco has come up with several ways to get around the guilt. After all - they're called Wheat "Thins". How fat can something named "thin" make you? You can buy the low sodium or reduced fat. Once you're feeling better by buying the reduced fat cracker Nabisco then introduces the jumbo box. This seems like an economical way to buy your less guilty pleasure UNTIL you get home and devour the entire jumbo box within the same time frame. So from now on I'll be buying a loaf of bread to eat with my crab salad. Same number of carbs per bite - less bites.

 
WAITING
Life is continuing to do what it does. There have been a few hitches but nothing extraordinary. Kids are cute. Work is work. I'm bored though. I'm waiting for the big change. I know I should live every day to the fullest but I'm not. I'm ready to move on. I think it's pathetic that I'm moving and there isn't anyone I would return to Orange County to hang out with - I would be willing to travel with them - but not come back and hang. Oh well. I've done what I was supposed to do here. The only thing to do is change the future - when it gets here.

 
My kids and I are playing a game of "What am I?"
I am big.
I am small.
I am a concept.
I am not religiously oriented.

G: I don't know. Give us a clue.

M: Girls will often say my name when they are asked what is wrong.

B: Are you a man?

 
I wrote my first loop macro today. Wehew! I looked around and realized there wasn't anyone in my office that would understand what I had accomplished. So I called my old office. I miss home.

 
The house is empty except sleeping bags, a 10' TV, and a DVD/VCR player. I was worried the kids would be bored. Silly me. The new game is to run around the house playing hide-and-go-seek. They haven't figured out yet that the slamming doors and galumphing foot steps give them away.