We went whale watching yesterday.
Sort of.
If you call sitting on a fishing boat for three hours whale watching.
True. Sitting on a boat looking for any signs of life besides birds might be considered whale watching. Or fish watching. Or turtle watching for that matter. It was quite fun kid watching too.
After all. How often do you get to watch you kid run for the toilet every half hour? Oh yeah - quite often at my house.
Any who - I've come up with a new retirement plan. I'm going to buy a boat. Charge people $20 a pop and drive them around for about three hours. Strike that. I'm going to buy a decent boat. You know - one that has seats - and charge $30. I'll drive them around the buoys with the sea lions going and coming to the shore so they don't feel cheated. Do that twice a day - maybe 3 days a week. Maybe I'll even open a kitchen. And a bar. Yeah a bar!!!! Seats and a bar! Then maybe people won't mind so much that they didn't see more than a handful of sea gulls. Especially if they're comfortable. Heck - I have to find somewhere to drink too.
I bought a new toothbrush yesterday.
I had to. After all, my mouth tasted like I had gone to bed trashed and I brushed my teeth an hour earlier.
I was starting to get a complex. Am I coming down with a cold? Do I have permanent halitosis? Is a tooth rotting in my mouth? Will the fumes emitting from my tongue cause hair to grow from my chin?????
So I bought a new toothbrush. It's really cool. The new spinbrush with angles.
Exactly 3 months 12 hours and 13 minutes from the time I opened the last toothbrush package.
Remember when "the new toothbrush" had color changing bristles to let you know when it was time to get a new one? How could any one not know it was time to change toothbrushes? I think my teeth would have rotted out of my mouth and turned my tongue purple if I waited until month four.
